New Blog? But I Barely Read Your Old Ones...

I know I had a following at my other blog, but I got super paranoid about blogging about family, and so I'm taking things in a new direction.  Hopefully, anonymity(ish) allows me the opportunity to start fresh.  I will still post pictures at the old one, and you'll get plenty of those anecdotes about Psychic children and Nazi Dogs when I update.  I also decided to update the blind-lady blog when I do fun blind-lady things.  Fret not, I'll let my readers know.  

This blog is not about blind people OR family values.  So if you like Little House on the Prairie, you may not like this blog.  EXCEPT, that I LOVE Little House on the Prairie, and I'll probably write about it often in my What I Tivoed posts.  So, actually, lets back up a little, because I think Little House on the Prairie fans should stayed tuned.  However, if you like tanning salons or neon tank tops, you're probably in the wrong place.  (Unless you're Blayne.  BLAYNE!  READ MY BLOG!!!)

Anyway, I'd like to warn my mom, you may see some "language" on here.  I'll try my best to make sure the right is chosen, but I can't make any promises.  Also, I will probably talk way too much about Bravo television and bipolar tendencies.  It's what I do best.  Also, I GUARANTEE you will be confused by my blurred lines of reality.  You'll just have to roll with it folks, because I'm not here to defend myself.  I'm here to get a writing contract, so that Eric and I can buy a castle in Scotland and learn how to golf with our eyes closed.